Hi! I'm Callie. My main interests are funny things, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts (KINGDOM HEARTS) and, only recently, DCU stuff. I'm trying to run a somewhat feminist blog, but mostly it's just Dreamworks movies and video games.
You should totes ask me about my fanfic account, if you want. I have fanfiction for a whole buncha stuff. I'd be more than happy to read something of yours, too (as long as it isn't 4000 pages)!
this will never not make me laugh
Biggest plot twist ever
I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS I’VE ACTUALLY NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS
*mr krabs voice* secret formuler
*plankton voice* hand it over krabs
*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton
WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
I think about this every time I have to write an essay
do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS
Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
Shut the fuck up, Brock.
Welcome to Middle-Earth ☼ AnduinAnduin was the Sindarin name for the Great River of Wilderland, also known as just The Great River, and to Éothéod, the ancestors of the Rohirrim as the Langflood.
We are always told to use body language in our writing. Sometimes, it’s easier said than written. I decided to create these cheat sheets to help you show a character’s state of mind. Obviously, a character may exhibit a number of these behaviours. For example, he may be shocked and angry, or shocked and happy. Use these combinations as needed.